bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

tomatotaster:

That’s it. That’s literally all you need to know about band.

marcoslefthalf:

you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever

constellationsammy:

negativecos:

more fanfictions about muggle-borns sneaking in pencils and calculators, and trading them illicitly, little black-market eraser dealers and “yo I got some graph paper if you wanna fuckin pass astronomy this year” 

can they be nicknamed smuggle-borns or

Plot twist:A black teacher goes to a white school to save them from their pretentious ways

constarrynight:

jonesydaking:

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you done fucked up A-aron

OMG

mi-shellvp:

estasfuera:

“A little bit of Monica in my life,
A little bit of Erica by my side,
A little bit of Rita is all I need,
A little bit of Tina is what I see,
A little bit of Sandra in the sun,
A little bit of Mary all night long,
A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me. 

queen-of-fallen-angels:

plusdyspros:

accio-superwholock:

totheclotpole:

#TENNANT OUT BITCH

best exit in television history

HIS FACE IN THE LAST GIF THOUGH

TENNANT OUT BITCH

jacobayden:

karenandthababes:

colinmorgs:

we all remember the first time we came across a smut fic

omg no i tried explaining lemon/lime to someone and it was weird.

chazer:

frilllyknickers:

colorsoftheswim:

fuckyeahwomenprotesting2:

I like how correcting her kids creepy behavior doesn’t even matter to that mother.

This actually makes me very angry. It basically highlights everything wrong with the world. Instead of teaching boys not to look at women like that, women are taught not to dress provocatively so boys don’t get “distracted”. It makes me sick. 

bang bang

lostentirely:

inbox:

ppl are ignoring me like im rob kardashian

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Reading: One of Us: Conjoined Twins and the Future of Normal by Alice Domurat Dreger
Listening to: The Cold by Exitmusic, Little Numbers by Boy
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