zodiacs w/ sex


aries- gay
taurus - likes anal
gemini - bdsm freak
cancer - vanilla as fuck
leo - dominant
virgo - practicing abstinence
libra - probably a furry
scorpio - S&M by Rihanna
Sagittarius - will try anything
Capricorn - freaky ass bitch
Aquarius - Skeptical but still a slut
Pisces - horny and dtf w/ anyone


i love it when people try to hurt my feelings bc i don’t have any lmao


because shut up, that’s why


Shout out to Bo burnham for calling shit tf out



The level.

i’m very angry and very impressed


also kids shouldnt be scared of their parents. theres a difference between

“im not gonna do this bad thing because i respect my parents and i dont want to disappoint them” and

“im not gonna do this bad thing because im scared of what my parents will do to me if i do”


men like girls who “don’t know they are beautiful” because they are afraid that one day you will realise that you are the sun and the stars and he is nothing but a discarded plastic bag clogging up the ocean that you are




how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all

you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you

one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn’t get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died


shit man


Watching: Shameless
Reading: One of Us: Conjoined Twins and the Future of Normal by Alice Domurat Dreger
Listening to: The Cold by Exitmusic, Little Numbers by Boy
Working on: passing exams