I heard you liked kittens on dashboards so I reblogged a kitten on a dashboard so you can enjoy a kitten on a dashboard on your dashboard.
so this kid got bored in class and asked the teacher if he could climb on the top of the cupboard thing and teacher was like “as long as it doesnt break and you dont fall of ok”
Did no one notice swag plank?
dont you dare insult william he is a great young man
"So, the balance of probability is …?"
if you’re ever having problems with a boy just remember that at least he never converted his entire country to protestantism just to break up with you
oh my fucking god
SCREAMING BECAUSE I LOVE HISTORY.
There needs to be a bar or club or something that when you walk in there’s a rack of different color wristbands with words like “I’m looking for-“
- no one
So that everyone would know who’s looking for who.
"Hey that girl is cute. And her wristband says she’s also looking for a girl. Sweet!”
"He’s cute, but his wristband says girls. Oh well."
you are the future
ive waited so long for this gif
The babysitter. [theawkwardyeti]
10/10 would fuck
every time this comes back on my dash i die a little inside with happiness
Always reblog Punk-Rock Peter Pan.
so the other day my eight year old sister made an account on club penguin under the name “bloodyhatchet” and today she got an email from the site saying her penguin was deleted and i heard her chuckle under her breath guys i think my sister’s a psychopath